Everybody Else's Girl

told my manager at the bar the other night “Of course I’m right, I’m a woman” and he goes “lord have mercy”.

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In my experience there’s only been on or two kids with lap tops in the class.You know I wouldn’t take any notes if I had my lap top :P

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Solo Cups: Knowledge

I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students. 

It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!

I am facepalming so hard atm

NO LIMIT FOR JUNGLE JUICE WOOOOOO

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She’s beautiful

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This is a photo of the naked man who was shot down and killed for eating a man’s face…

Article here

Just happened over the weekend! cops shot the dude once and he just growled and kept eating the guys face until they shot him again and he died

WELCOME TO MIAMI BITCH. Everyone’s saying a zombie out break is going to happen in Florida. All I have to say is my husband and half my family are military, we live right by not one but TWO mothafuckin bases.. I win. And if that doesn’t work, Ill just go to the ranch where I know pops has a gun. He’s from Texas. It’s a necessity. Sidenote; Pregnant bitches must be a zombies dreams meal.. Two for one special. Bawlzzz.

The original news report did not say that he growled. This is going to get so out of hand D:

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