December 2011
welcome-to-bangkok-:
expoeightysix3:
Brand New...
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I hate when people tell me I need a girlfriend
iamthedeadpool:
scruffy-vas-tardis:
Shit man, girlfriends are fucking expensive.
I bet it’d be nice but I’m going to stick with buying only myself shit and watching porn for right now.
We really are pretty expensive.
I’m hungry.
Mmm.
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LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT SOMETHING →
getyourhotrodsreadytorumble:
don’t complain about the friendzone if you’re confused as to why girls think dudes only talk to girls because they wanna fuck them.
Stay What You Are: der-erlkoenig: Ask me... →
der-erlkoenig:
Ask me things?
What is something you have always wanted to try sexually?
What is something you have never done in bed before?
What time of day do you like to have sex?
What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on?
How long can you just kiss until your hands start…
I like this because it says sex everywhere…
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itscertaintragedy:
If someone looked in my Car at My CDs they would judge me so hard.
Tom Petty
Jonas Brothers
U2
and Simple Plan
what am I doing with my life?
I approve of all of it except for U2 I really can’t handle them in my life.
And I only accept Jonas Brothers when they’re singing with Taylor Swift…. which doesn’t make it any better really…
I kind of have a crush on the last girl I trained...
psychthriller:
Blonde hair and blue eyes and just this gorgeous face I don’t even know but she’s a coworker and has a boyfriend so I mean I haven’t exactly been flirting.
The other night she gave me a xanax which i thought was really nice and tonight we had a few beers while we closed and got a little goofy. But she wasn’t even scheduled to close, she just stayed and helped me out of…niceness?
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“Why should we think nudity is such a revolting thing in a land where there is so...”
– Anthony Kiedis (via slychedelic)
GREAT BIG BEAUTIFUL TOMORROW: DEAR UNIVERSAL PARKS... →
samriposta:
please get this over with, and just bulldoze the rest of universal studios and turn it into a ginormous harry potter park. no one wants to ride your rides. you lost the vision of the park a long time ago, you have basically down graded your park to an expensive, high tech, carnival.
you want…
I would rock a beetlejuice halloween horror nights SO HARD.
Ranting Robins: I had two really rude customers... →
rantingrobins:
I had two really rude customers yesterday (Christmas Eve in a toy shop, everyone is rude anyway, but they were shocking) who were buying a kids skate ramp and a doll.
I scanned the doll and said not to worry about the ramp, because I can look it up on the system rather than have them lift it….
I would not have been as nice as this girl was. lol
mcdammit:
How to flirt:
Say smooth suave sexy things like
Sit on my penis
Touch my penis
I wish I were helicase so I could unzip your genes
Do romantic things like:
Ask to see a girl’s boobs
Shave dollar signs into your pubes
Lay your balls on her head while she’s sleeping
